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Ceiling cat

Ceiling cat
Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there's no hole in your ceiling, he'll make one. This is quite controversial as some are led to believe that Jews are trying to steal their ceilings, and then sell the material for profit. But, if Ceiling Cat does not approve of something, he is known to destroy entire planets with his jew killin eye lazers, which is why noone complains.

Ceiling Cat cannot be stopped. But he may be temporarily defeated.

User scraps:

Comment by: bob
2007-08-23 12:43
Uuhh, I saw this cat yesterday!

Comment by: Merily
2007-08-24 02:50
LOL! I will show this picture to my boyfriend! ;)

Comment by: big john cock nose
2007-08-24 15:51
ooh that sexycat

Comment by: i love an audience
2007-08-24 15:53
i let the cat watch me masturbate

Comment by: Emperor
2007-08-26 01:13
This is the best website in the entire galaxy. Long live the ceiling cat

Comment by: el Sheep
2007-08-26 15:02
It wasn't well received when I set this as our desktop background. Small wonder why.

Comment by: baz
2007-08-27 22:55
i liked when it was just ceiling cat on the page

Comment by: Trash3r
2007-08-28 07:47
baz said it, this was my start page 'cause of the first pic, but I'm thinking of getting a new start page now...

Comment by: Sidewinder
2007-08-28 19:53
I once let a cat cum in my mouth...it tasted funny kinda like...chocolate rain....

Comment by: baz
2007-08-29 14:34
yeah, thinking of doing the same Trash3r

Comment by: Alex Netting
2007-08-30 07:45
Ceiling Cat saved my sex life.

Comment by: Woops Explosion
2007-08-31 07:00
I am looking right at him at this very moment.

Comment by: Aaron
2007-09-04 06:09
I'm getting sick of having a cat crawl around in my ceiling watching my every move....Malls should have ceiling cats instead of hidden cameras.

Comment by: gail mikell
2007-09-04 12:08
i always let my cat watch me masturbate it turns we on

Comment by: miguel
2007-09-04 16:00
if i let my cat watch me masturbate, he maybe scartch off my dick

Comment by: Gangsta
2007-09-06 17:29
dude ceiling cat is the shit, so there i was coming home from work i go into my house and BAM a jew is trying to steal my ceiling tiles but little did he know that ceiling cat was waiting on the other side of the tile. One look from ceiling cat and that jew exploded from his eye lazers. We then proceeded to a spider man kiss. BEST LABOR DAY EVER.

Comment by: Stephen-mcc
2007-09-07 01:17
My friend made a machine to stop him from teleportin into his house coz he woz so scared of him!!!

Comment by: redfox92
2007-09-07 06:34
original is the best

Comment by: Gail Mikell
2007-09-14 00:13
I was playing with myself one day and ceiling cat started licking me.

Comment by: Bobby Big Ballz
2007-09-15 12:17
I need to call this in to Myth Busters to confirm. However, I feel as if i am being watched right now...odd.

Comment by: Crazy
2007-09-15 16:17
you damn cat! get out of my ceiling....and stop throwing monopoly money at me!

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:09
get out u fukin cat get out damn right do one go fuk a dog u complete gay nah!

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:12
nah nah nah. damn right you should be scared, come say that to my face you fukin cat. do you want a slap?

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:14
go away you absolute gay. u absolute gay. do one and ull get a fukin slap damn rite

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:15
go suk of a dog you fuking gay

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:16
hey, i have a sexy scalp, way sexier than ures

Comment by: bhavik patel, streatham high road in my jeans
2007-09-19 07:17
do u like my big eyes and i love ben and jay impeticular

Comment by: Ben Hogeson
2007-09-19 10:39
I made that stuff up about Bhavik so if you know nyone called Bhavik im sorry. By the way do one

Comment by: Ben Hogeson
2007-09-19 10:42
I love Freddie. I love to do him up the arse, his hairy arse, behind the clump.

Comment by: Ben Hogeson
2007-09-19 10:43
Oh how I wuold like to cum over to your house.

Comment by: Ben Hogeson
2007-09-19 10:44
Oh yes

Comment by: Ben Hogeson
2007-09-19 10:44
mmm

Comment by: Larry Craig
2007-09-20 23:36
Underbed cat is waiting to ride my butt as it goes up & down.

Comment by: Larry Craig
2007-09-20 23:44
Underbed cat likes to snif things that smell fishy and play with pink floppy things.

Comment by: Karla
2007-09-24 06:47
What's up with the "Jew" stuff?

Comment by: sona
2007-09-25 05:36
hey what about jews, that i don't understand??

Comment by: ceiling kike
2007-09-25 06:13
shut up caring about the jews coz rite now...ceilingjew is stealing your money

Comment by: Dave
2007-09-25 21:14
Lame. What a sell out. I guess it was just a matter of time before you figured you could make some money on ad sense.

Comment by: team-ream
2007-09-29 03:35
try as you might to paint ceiling cat as an anti-Semite. He is, in fact, a Jew and he loves our people. We are having him over for Hannukah this year. Hopefully, he will watch the whole family masturbate. Not all at once, of course.

Comment by: Mrs. Owen Patenall
2007-09-29 12:58
I don't like the bit about jews. I mean it. I know I'll get plenty of smart alec answers for this oone. These days, smart-alecky is seen as intelligent. Pity. Love the cat though

Comment by: Ceiling Bill O\' Reilly
2007-09-30 23:40
Ceiling cat's mom is a Jew, btw me and Ceiling cat have a good thing going, we not only watch people masterbate together we also like their asses and eyeballs while their asleep and give them pink eye.

Comment by: Ceiling jihad
2007-10-05 02:38
Ooooh lawd! Ceiling Cat is a muslim!

Comment by: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
2007-10-09 10:04
nothinh

Comment by: Jim Jimminy Natalie Noo.
2007-10-13 11:33
I see Ceiling Cat on a regular basis! Sometimes I even let him join in ,D



Comment by: Aelfgyfu
2007-10-15 12:23
This site might be funny if not for the gratuitous slurs on Jews. Those are seriously not funny.

Comment by: miss america
2007-10-18 03:16
poor, impotent jew-bashers. no wonder you masturbate so much - no one wants to touch your lame, little dickies.

Comment by: cheryl
2007-10-24 01:33
lame, dude

Comment by: holly
2007-10-24 10:54
gdhbh

Comment by: cumming 69
2007-10-29 05:50
I dug a hole in celing cat's ceiling and I caught him masturbating

Comment by: Tim
2007-10-31 22:06
are you kidding me, ceiling cat is god www.lolcatbible.com

Comment by: f this site
2007-11-06 13:15
Can we just get only ceiling cat back. You fucking sellouts. How weak, you sure do know how to ruin a good thing

Comment by: Frank Turd
2007-11-06 14:36
^This. I agree with the above comment. Please go back to the original one and only ceiling cat. Thx.

Comment by: cat
2007-11-07 23:05
ceiling-cat.com is better.

Comment by: dinobabydotnet
2007-11-08 09:29
oy vey!!! lol

Comment by: mac dog 300000000000
2007-11-14 15:02
ceiling cat is the shit, i can't stop thinking about him. now every time i have sex i gotta check the ceiling cos medieval ceiling cat could be there. ceiling cat is my idol.

Comment by: Ralph K.
2007-11-26 21:23
NO CEILING CAT! Do not watch me, for I am ashamed!

Comment by: Ragin Bull
2007-12-08 08:40
LMFAO!!!!! I can't believe that there is a Ceiling Cat webpage, someones mind is as warped as mine.....nice to know ; )

Comment by: Disbelief
2007-12-12 11:46
This was funny the first time I saw it. Now it's gone too far, like a band rerecording a song. It's just a sign that they have NO talent. Enjoying the ride on the bandwagon?

Comment by: cats smell
2007-12-13 05:13
is their a floor cat??

Comment by: Floorcat
2007-12-16 17:55
No.

Comment by: Flying Spaghetti Monster
2007-12-16 18:54
This site is shameful blashphemy.

Comment by: pi rat
2007-12-16 18:58
Yes. getyour claws off me.

Comment by: concernedcitizen
2007-12-22 00:26
Isn't antisemitism fun!

(not really dude)

Fucktards.

Comment by: Ichimokuren
2007-12-22 19:25
Ceiling cat.

Because we all know omnipotent kitties have nothing better to do that watch people fap.

Comment by: Anonymous
2008-01-08 17:14
Cool.

Comment by: Rick
2008-01-09 20:47
I love kittens! (Vote Ron Paul)

Comment by: Jim
2008-01-15 07:42
I met Ceiling Cat! =D

Comment by: HAROLD
2008-01-16 18:03
CEILING CAT IS HERE AT SEARS AUTO CENTER AND IS HELPING US ALL SLAP AROUND OUR MEATLOGS WITH EVER SO MUCH SNUGGLEBUNNY GOODNESS

Comment by: i hate cats but like ceiling cat
2008-01-19 17:32
we should get rid of all of em except ceiling cat. it was both sucessfully creepy and funny with just ceiling cat. ill just call it "CC"

Comment by: Ceiling Cat Is Not A Racist
2008-01-24 07:55
What kind of racist, white sheet wearing, mental dwarfs run this site?

Comment by: warflame001
2008-01-26 14:52
0 - 0...I...masturbate???

Comment by: chase
2008-01-27 02:32
chit I heard about this site didn\'t believe it seen it and cute very cute wish my cats would stay out of my walls.

Comment by: Tacoda
2008-02-01 12:52
I was mutually masturbating with my Jewish friend on Tuesday when the ceiling cat suprised us. I shot my load into the cats eyes and saved my friends life (for now). He was very grateful and gave me a dradle, YAY!!!

Comment by: ceiling cat
2008-02-07 07:58
i have come to watch you masturbate.
make me proud.

Comment by: Ceiling cat follower
2008-02-08 10:19
This is the best site in the universe

Comment by: Cieling cat follower
2008-02-11 07:44
not. It's like sooo gay

Comment by: Cieling Cat
2008-02-11 07:49
Look, Im a perverted cat. I cant help but stare.

Comment by: Preguntas
2008-02-11 07:50
Encuentra las siguientes

Comment by: Cieling Cat
2008-02-11 07:53
Buy da merchandice aswell

Comment by: Ceiling Cat
2008-02-13 20:44
I love the pubwicity. NOW DIE!

Comment by: LLJames
2008-02-26 16:13
LOL, my new savior. How do I get the action figure?

Comment by: Jumanji
2008-02-28 21:01
Ceiling PimpKat gives you the Bak of da Hand +15 bling.

My it hoped, he steals from you after the cancellation shit food orange juice.

Comment by: mowser
2008-03-11 17:23
Pawlocaust

Comment by: AndyJ`
2008-03-12 07:40
Ceiling cat is the best thing EVER it makes me so happy!! Rock on!

Comment by: Mastur Bater
2008-03-12 09:19
No wonder holes just pop outta my ceiling...

*stares up and wishes upon the ceiling cat*

May I masturbate like this 'till the end of time~ |D

Comment by: Ceiling Cat
2008-03-13 11:33
Dude, if you're going to make ad revenue from a photo you didn't even take, at least don't make stupid comments with it. I like the original website, which was just the photo and nothing else.

Comment by: Ceiling Cat
2008-03-15 22:26
I don't like yoz guys talkin bout me like this. Ya better knock it off or I'll double time watch you. O. Btw I don't shoot lazers I send mental waves to people, usually to tell them to masterbate more. You have been blessed by ceiling cat.

Comment by: a Jewish cat meow
2008-03-24 17:24
your an as..racist idiot n jews have better things to do then watch u jerk off.

Comment by: SUV
2008-03-28 14:54
I wander if ceiling cat can be hired?

Comment by: Scared of Sunlight
2008-03-30 22:23
Ceiling Cat must be watching me 24/7 then. Because I'm always masturbating.

Comment by: SFfag
2008-04-02 19:46
We have a mutual masterbation thing going on, super hot!

Comment by: rob
2008-04-09 16:31
That is just about the coolest thing ive seen in about 5 years now!!!!

Comment by: borked
2008-04-09 17:18
that...DAMN...CEILING CAT!!!!!!!!

Comment by: Dick
2008-04-13 13:37
Funny, except for the "jew" comments. That just makes it racist.

Fail.

Comment by: jeanne qiu
2008-04-13 22:55
i fucked ceiling cat

Comment by: Pissed off Jew
2008-04-14 11:08
is Ceiling Cat a meth-dealing sister-fucking white trash Anti-Semite, a Neo-Nazi also-a-black-hating sister-fucking Anti-Semite, or a Pee Wee Herman suit-wearing Louis Farakhan loving sister-fucking Anti-Semite?

Comment by: dada
2008-04-15 17:31
im a jew and i think its f'n hillarious bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by: Chen
2008-04-16 16:09
I\'m jewish too and I think the anti-semite content should go. It\'s not funny. Leave ceiling cat an innocent and beautiful joke.

Comment by: Death From Above
2008-04-22 06:25
I think your Jew comment is in very bad taste and takes away from the otherwise humourous content of this site. You seem to mistake ignorance for humour, which it can be....under the right circumstances, and these aren't it.

Comment by: Nudy Boy
2008-04-23 02:40
That's cool. I like an audience.

Comment by: 7rigger
2008-04-23 17:02
Lame. Sooooo lame. Bigotry is fun kids!
Yet another sell out and another list full of wannabee retards.
(LOL I am ciellling cat and i h8 joos!!!1!)
So lame. I hope you people find a life soon, so you can stop leeching off of the spazz who created this

Comment by: Cim of DEMYX.com
2008-04-24 01:52
HAHAHAH THIS IS EPIC

Comment by: Jeff
2008-04-28 07:51
ceiling cat watches me in my health class....and pour his manly juices on Alex Dennises back

Comment by: Tamara
2008-04-29 07:21
Why did you have to spoil this with anti-Jewish comments?

Comment by: your mum
2008-04-30 06:03
ceiling cat is kawai desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesuu~

Comment by: Matt
2008-05-05 04:05
What if you don't have a ceiling like you live in some really hot country where it never rains does ceiling cat use somewhere else to watch you masturbate or are you free from his tyranical rain? Also did ceiling cat cause the holocaust?

Comment by: Jack
2008-05-13 17:35
I saw ceiling cat watch me masterbate

Comment by: flash
2008-05-16 02:27
lolololo

Comment by: bob
2008-05-16 14:08
disregard that, i suck cocks

Comment by: flash
2008-05-16 14:09
disregard that, i suck cocks

Comment by: Vegeta
2008-05-27 07:08
I masturbated 2.50027 hours straight, just coz ceiling cat was watching.

Comment by: vasya_aoe
2008-05-27 13:12
Hello All! Very nice JOB!!!
RESPECT

Comment by: jew
2008-05-27 16:13
im a jew and i cum on ceiling cat then make him give me a blow job

Comment by: on a need to know bases
2008-05-28 15:39
the kid up above needs to really lay of the internet! ceiling cat is really awsome and who care if ppl make jewish joke. jew jokes have been here forever!!! now find something else to do with you time jew-bags!

Comment by: surewhynot
2008-05-30 02:15
Gee, thanks for the spam, person who will probably never visit this site ever again. (: Go die.

Ceiling Cat will have something to do if someone clicks on one of those links.

Comment by: surewhynot
2008-05-30 02:16
"im a jew and i cum on ceiling cat then make him give me a blow job"

Ouch.

Comment by: beefyweiner
2008-05-30 10:13
lol

Comment by: gail mikell
2008-06-02 16:31
when i have a outbreak i let ceiling cat lick me

Comment by: Olioolioolioo
2008-06-06 11:36
Ooooliooooooooooliooooooooooliooooooooo! CRAB BATTLE!

Comment by: jesus
2008-06-08 15:54
i like to show off what ive got to ceiling cat

Comment by: benneh
2008-06-09 17:07
celing cat is the reason i do masturbate

Comment by: surewhynot
2008-06-19 01:05
Uhh, I dunno, I think they've been back. Unless there's an imitater.

Comment by: paul
2008-06-27 11:16
wharrrrt? i LOVE jews

Comment by: Chimmichanga
2008-06-29 09:11
Wow. Scrolling down at hyper speed to the bottom of this, every now and then the words "cumshot" and "diet pills" popped up. Ceiling cat is watching you spam. Seriously.

Comment by: sciencecat
2008-09-05 05:24
Me haz cheese burger now?

Comment by: ILoveCats
2008-09-08 00:50
I thought this was a cute site before I read it, but I am a Jewish girl and I did not like it when I read it :-(

Comment by: Dave T
2008-09-04 02:40
The Jew bashing is a little harsh but your regime\'s genocidal treatment of the Palesinians seems to indicate \'man in the mirror\' hypocrisy.

\"poor, impotent jew-bashers. no wonder you masturbate so much - no one wants to touch your lame, little dickies\"

From the race that mutilates newborns penis\'s seemingly for no other reason than the sexual enjoyment to inflict pain. Ritual mutilation has no place in the modern society, barbarians.

Comment by: Emilio
2008-09-04 09:29
what's with the ANTISEMITISM, you fucking nazi???
go suck on Hitler's corpse, you fucking turd...



Comment by: Dave
2008-08-27 12:36
ceiling cat is in ur bases killin ur d00dz

Comment by: Happy cat
2008-08-26 04:32
This is not the origanal ceiling cat!

Comment by: wow...
2008-08-03 14:19
way to make this totally gay mr. spammer.... -.-

Comment by: Ceiling Cat
2008-08-07 21:25
this entire site is fucking retarded. who the fuck thought replacing the original ceiling cat image with this bullshit was a good idea? fucking cocksuckers, put it back the way it was!

Comment by: mr proline
2008-08-13 17:53
hmmm

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